Day 27: Loudmouth

Missed yesterday, obviously--I'm not so concerned about these last few days, as I've fulfilled my 30 monologues goal.

Today's monologue is about a loudmouthed bitch named Sharon, who is whining about, well, pretty much everything in her life. I don't often write bitches, so I figure I should get some practice in.

It starts with her insulting someone, and then starting to talk about how her life is so hard and people shouldn't talk to her about their problems--she has enough of her own. She talks about her estranged family, inability to pay the bills, the fact that the drycleaner screwed up half of her clothes, and that her boyfriend has left her for some blonde bimbo named Jane, of all things. Life is too hard for poor Sharon, so stfu. :D

We'll see how this goes.

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